Lines of Sunday 10/12

1-2 last week, bringing me to 4-2 on the season. With some key injuries this week a couple lines opened up and are begging for some love. Gambling's illegal, don't take these as locks, entertainment, etc.

New York Jets vs. Cincinnati Bengals: NYJ -9.5 -110

Carson Palmer is out, which means the god to gamblers, Ryan Fitzpatrick, is in. 2 weeks ago against Cleveland Fitzy put up 3 INTs and a fumble, and the Jets defense is a lot better than the Browns so look for them to control the ball most of the game and scoring a lot against a shotty Cinci defense.

Green Bay Packers vs. Seattle Seahawks: GB +1 -110

It's looking like Matt Hasselbeck is out, along with his backup Seneca Wallace, which means Charlie "I lost my starting job in Cleveland in 15 minutes" Frye is getting the start for Seattle. Green Bay's defense is still hurting pretty bad, but I see no reason their offense can't do enough to win which is all that's needed.

Take Your Pick: Toss Up

Chicago Bears vs. Atlanta Falcons: Chi -3 -100 (I averaged this out as some sites actually have Chi +110 so if you are betting this look for one of those.)

I don't think the Falcons are as good as this line suggests, barring Matt Ryan having a career breakout game, Da Bears will cover. Fantasy Shocker of the week: Greg Olsen 100+ receiving with a TD.

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Denver Broncos: Jax +3 +100 (Another varying line, check for the best payout)

I think this is the upset of the week. Jacksonville's defense is the best Denver's going to have played this year and their offense should be able to shred up Denver's slow guys. Should be a great game either way.

MIA ft. Wale- Boys Remix

This will forever be the pic I use for anything Wale.

Song's fucking crazy!!!

Be A Pornstar!!

The Zack & Miri Make A Porno website is up and has a lot of cool little features, especially a way to make your own porn ID card. So go check it out and post it here.

Album of the Week: Annuals- Such Fun

This album was just released yesterday, and I'm already in love with it. Their last album Be He Me was great, but lacked staying power. This effort is much more polished and well written, and just all around fantastic. There's also a large neo-folk/country tint to it which was never all that present until now, but flows well with their North Cackalacky roots. Do yourself a favor and buy it, or download if you're a pirate.

Hot Night Hounds

Hardwood Floor

Down The Mountain

A Cross The Universe Trailer

This looks fucking sweet. Justice.

Holy Shit

I've spent the good part of about 17 years looking for the greatest song ever made, and I finally think that I have found it. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you....

Video Games by Black Out Band

The Coolest Shit You're Gonna See All Day

Chris Arp, in high school, circa 2002, playing an early version of Imogenis Puzzle.

If you're not familiar with Arpmandude, he's the guitarist in Psyopus. I always secretly hoped he'd eventually make an instrumental record just to take Buckethead down a peg or two, but with a new Psyopus record on the way it look like it still won't happen for awhile.

Lines of Sunday 10/5

Well I was 3-0 last week, so maybe I do know what I'm talking about after all. Once again, this is not a gambling guide, strictly entertainment, yadadada...

Indianapolis Colts -3 -125 vs. Houston Texans

The Colts good offensive line is now back, to go along with Peyton Manning getting a much needed week off to rest his still recovering knee so I see no reason why they can't cover 3 points. Even without Bob Sanders, the Colts offense is too good and the Texans defense has been underplaying too much for Houston to stay in the game.

San Diego Chargers -6.5 -110 vs. Miami Dolphins

Like I said last week, the Chargers are a lot better than everyone thinks. Even with LT not looking like his old self, Rivers has enough firepower to kill this weak defense. No upset like Miami did to New England, this is going to be a blowout.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Denver Broncos Over 46.5 -110

Head to head this is the toughest call of the week. Denver's defense is horribly slow but their offense is one of the best in the league. Tampa Bay on the other hand has a solid run game, which Denver has yet to play good against this season, and a good defense. All things considered, this seems like a good candidate for reaching the over before the 4th quarter. Two fantasy shockers in this game: Earnest Graham and Brandon Marshall, both scoring over 20 points in a standard format.

CentPoker!!!!

Remember back in the good old days when you could legally gamble online? Well, kids are figuring out how to bring those back. First there was CentSports, now I introduce CentPoker. It's illegal in the US to gamble online, so what did these kids do to get around it? They give out ad money for free to the users to gamble with, so technically since we're not gambling our own money it's all nice and legal. So sign up, be one of my cronies, and make some money from the comfort of your own couch, kitchen table, toilet, whatever.

Go!

For Anyone Who Has Been Watching Entourage

I lold at this.

Conundrum of the night: Cubs are on at the same time as It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Here's to Big Z throwing a no hitter in an hour and a half so I can catch the re-run at 10.