Did You Know...

Taylor Wily, aka the kind hearted but large chef from Forgetting Sarah Marshall, used to go by the name Teila Tuli and also fought in the very first UFC event in the very first fight back in 1993? Well if you don't know now you know, ninja.

Side note: a few of his teeth flew into the crowd and right past the face of future UFC referee "Big" John McCarthy's wife.

FUCK YEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

It was just announced that among the new 20 free downloadable songs for Rock Band 2 will be the song Prequel To the Sequel by Between the Buried & Me. The rest of the songs suck, but that's going to be fucking amazing. I mean it's like everything I put in my post about what should be in future games, plus Adam Fisher from Fear Before and a French cabaret breakdown!!!

Hello Blogspots

He's already made his rounds across some of the internet, but I just realized he's never been posted here so without further adieu, new Ronald Jenkees.

I still have no idea why no bigger artists have tried to work with him yet. In a time where 90% of mainstream entertainment is taken from the internet, one would think someone big and looking for talent would've seen Ronald by now. 

Line Of Sunday 10/19

3-1 last week, bringing me to 7-3 on the season. I also should've finally got a fantasy shocker right for once but Orton couldn't get the ball into Greg Olsen's hands despite throwing to him 8 times.. Few good match ups this week, so lets get to the action. 

Houston Texans vs. Detroit Lions: 47 Under -110

Houston will win this one easily but I have no idea why the over is this high, so the good bet is to take the under. This isn't college and Houston isn't going to run up the score, and Detroit isn't going to do much with an unexperienced quarterback and Calvin Johnson as their entire offense. Fantasy special of the week: Kevin Walter- 90 yards 1 TD.

New York Jets vs. Oakland Raiders: NYJ -3 -110

Did you know Ronald Curry leads the Raiders receivers, with 6 catches on the year? Yeah, they're that bad. The Jets have a pretty good run defense this year so there's no reason they can't cover. And that's all I have to say about that.

Indianapolis Colts vs. Green Bay Packers: Colts -1 -110

They looked like the unstoppable offense Colts of the last few years last week, so I'm ready to get back on the favorite bandwagon and look for a shootout here with Indy getting the best of the still banged up Packer defense.  Will be interesting to see if the NFL's leading receiver Greg Jennings will be able to get his weekly huge play against the cover 2 the Colts run so well.

Also, the lines might get changed up when it happens but if Tony Romo is starting for the Cowboys and the line is still at -7 against the Rams, bet it. If Brad Johnson is starting and the over is still at 44, bet the under. That's it for me this week, in the immortal words of Marshawn Lynch. Nuh nuh nuh gone.

Warship

From the ashes of From Autumn To Ashes rises Warship, featuring ex-FATA members Francis and Rob. It's hard to describe their music, sort of a blender full of sludgey hardcore with both clean and harsh vocals. If that sounds interesting to you, you're in luck because their debut album Supply And Depend, which is due out in November, is currently available for download for free from the band. Check it out here.

One Is A Genius, The Other's Insane

Man Man Wins Again

This owns anything that's ever been performed, ever.

Bonus: Haggle Honus and Doo Right

Lines of Sunday 10/12

1-2 last week, bringing me to 4-2 on the season. With some key injuries this week a couple lines opened up and are begging for some love. Gambling's illegal, don't take these as locks, entertainment, etc.

New York Jets vs. Cincinnati Bengals: NYJ -9.5 -110

Carson Palmer is out, which means the god to gamblers, Ryan Fitzpatrick, is in. 2 weeks ago against Cleveland Fitzy put up 3 INTs and a fumble, and the Jets defense is a lot better than the Browns so look for them to control the ball most of the game and scoring a lot against a shotty Cinci defense.

Green Bay Packers vs. Seattle Seahawks: GB +1 -110

It's looking like Matt Hasselbeck is out, along with his backup Seneca Wallace, which means Charlie "I lost my starting job in Cleveland in 15 minutes" Frye is getting the start for Seattle. Green Bay's defense is still hurting pretty bad, but I see no reason their offense can't do enough to win which is all that's needed.

Take Your Pick: Toss Up

Chicago Bears vs. Atlanta Falcons: Chi -3 -100 (I averaged this out as some sites actually have Chi +110 so if you are betting this look for one of those.)

I don't think the Falcons are as good as this line suggests, barring Matt Ryan having a career breakout game, Da Bears will cover. Fantasy Shocker of the week: Greg Olsen 100+ receiving with a TD.

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Denver Broncos: Jax +3 +100 (Another varying line, check for the best payout)

I think this is the upset of the week. Jacksonville's defense is the best Denver's going to have played this year and their offense should be able to shred up Denver's slow guys. Should be a great game either way.

MIA ft. Wale- Boys Remix

This will forever be the pic I use for anything Wale.

Song's fucking crazy!!!

Be A Pornstar!!

The Zack & Miri Make A Porno website is up and has a lot of cool little features, especially a way to make your own porn ID card. So go check it out and post it here.