Josh Homme's Greatest Hits

After posting a little kid eating a cloud I figure I need to follow that up with something mega badass so here's the coolest person on earth yelling at people.

Got me? Ya better, or you'll get me.

I Love This

Album of the Week: Supercontinent- Vaalbara

Hailing from Ann Arbor, Michigan, Supercontinent is a fucking rad post metal/sludge band with heavy and yet extremely melodic riffs throughout their debut album available in the store here. A lot of it actually reminds me of Mastodon, mostly in the song Cataclysms which I've included below. So check this out if you like some badass heavy music without all the gimmicks and shitty singing, and screaming used for emphasis instead of genre enabling.

Cool fact I found while trying to find some info on the band: Vaalbara is Earth's first theorized supercontinent. Ooh, and there's an ex-member of Black Dahlia Murder in the band too.

Earthrise

Cataclysms

Impact Winter

This Guy Is A Genius

I have no idea who it is that makes these, but they're fucking great.

You can watch the rest here.

Gay Is Gay

New Cage interview. I'm starting to get pumped for Depart From Me.

Line Of Sunday 10/26

What a surprise blogger is having problems and won't resize my patented Donaghy pic, so you'll get The Spider and like it. Rough one last week at 0-3, bringing me to 7-6 on the season. Hopefully after spending a day training with Deuce McCallister I'll have my balls back. As you may have noticed from last week I am not an expert, these are for entertainment, betting's illegal, etc.

Buffalo Bills @ Miami Dolphins: Bills PK -110

The Bills are a really young and inexperienced, but good, team. After the Ravens decimated the wildcat offense of Miami last week I think the blueprint has been laid and the gimmick which was the only way Miami was winning is over. I usually stay away from pick bets because they end up being sucker bets, but I like Buffalo here and like the front runner for playing Skeletor in a future Masters of the Universe movie would say, "Just win, baby."

Atlanta Falcons @ Philadelphia Eagles: 45 Under -110

Atlanta have been very surprising this year, but Matt Ryan has yet to face a defense as complex as the Eagles'.  In this battle of the birds I don't see either offense flying very high, and unless both teams use that last horrible pun as motivation, I don't see them scoring more than 45.

Seattle Seahawks @ San Francisco 49ers: 49ers -5.5 -110

With a new ex-Bears coach the underachieving 49er defense which finally showed signs of life last week should have a breakout game against a Matt Hasselbeck-less Seahawks team. Frank Gore and the rest of the offense should also have a field day against a struggling D. Fantasy Special of the week: Josh Morgan WR SF: 7 catches for 108 yards 1 TD

Bonus Picks: UFC 90 Tonight!

Anderson Silva -550 vs. Patrick Cote

Thales Leites -500 vs. Drew McFedries

Thiago Alves +130 vs. Josh Koscheck

Marcus Aurelio +160 vs. Hermes Franca

Dan Miller -350 vs. Matt Horwich

Did You Know...

Taylor Wily, aka the kind hearted but large chef from Forgetting Sarah Marshall, used to go by the name Teila Tuli and also fought in the very first UFC event in the very first fight back in 1993? Well if you don't know now you know, ninja.

Side note: a few of his teeth flew into the crowd and right past the face of future UFC referee "Big" John McCarthy's wife.

FUCK YEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

It was just announced that among the new 20 free downloadable songs for Rock Band 2 will be the song Prequel To the Sequel by Between the Buried & Me. The rest of the songs suck, but that's going to be fucking amazing. I mean it's like everything I put in my post about what should be in future games, plus Adam Fisher from Fear Before and a French cabaret breakdown!!!

Hello Blogspots

He's already made his rounds across some of the internet, but I just realized he's never been posted here so without further adieu, new Ronald Jenkees.

I still have no idea why no bigger artists have tried to work with him yet. In a time where 90% of mainstream entertainment is taken from the internet, one would think someone big and looking for talent would've seen Ronald by now. 

Line Of Sunday 10/19

3-1 last week, bringing me to 7-3 on the season. I also should've finally got a fantasy shocker right for once but Orton couldn't get the ball into Greg Olsen's hands despite throwing to him 8 times.. Few good match ups this week, so lets get to the action. 

Houston Texans vs. Detroit Lions: 47 Under -110

Houston will win this one easily but I have no idea why the over is this high, so the good bet is to take the under. This isn't college and Houston isn't going to run up the score, and Detroit isn't going to do much with an unexperienced quarterback and Calvin Johnson as their entire offense. Fantasy special of the week: Kevin Walter- 90 yards 1 TD.

New York Jets vs. Oakland Raiders: NYJ -3 -110

Did you know Ronald Curry leads the Raiders receivers, with 6 catches on the year? Yeah, they're that bad. The Jets have a pretty good run defense this year so there's no reason they can't cover. And that's all I have to say about that.

Indianapolis Colts vs. Green Bay Packers: Colts -1 -110

They looked like the unstoppable offense Colts of the last few years last week, so I'm ready to get back on the favorite bandwagon and look for a shootout here with Indy getting the best of the still banged up Packer defense.  Will be interesting to see if the NFL's leading receiver Greg Jennings will be able to get his weekly huge play against the cover 2 the Colts run so well.

Also, the lines might get changed up when it happens but if Tony Romo is starting for the Cowboys and the line is still at -7 against the Rams, bet it. If Brad Johnson is starting and the over is still at 44, bet the under. That's it for me this week, in the immortal words of Marshawn Lynch. Nuh nuh nuh gone.

Warship

From the ashes of From Autumn To Ashes rises Warship, featuring ex-FATA members Francis and Rob. It's hard to describe their music, sort of a blender full of sludgey hardcore with both clean and harsh vocals. If that sounds interesting to you, you're in luck because their debut album Supply And Depend, which is due out in November, is currently available for download for free from the band. Check it out here.

One Is A Genius, The Other's Insane

Man Man Wins Again

This owns anything that's ever been performed, ever.

Bonus: Haggle Honus and Doo Right

Lines of Sunday 10/12

1-2 last week, bringing me to 4-2 on the season. With some key injuries this week a couple lines opened up and are begging for some love. Gambling's illegal, don't take these as locks, entertainment, etc.

New York Jets vs. Cincinnati Bengals: NYJ -9.5 -110

Carson Palmer is out, which means the god to gamblers, Ryan Fitzpatrick, is in. 2 weeks ago against Cleveland Fitzy put up 3 INTs and a fumble, and the Jets defense is a lot better than the Browns so look for them to control the ball most of the game and scoring a lot against a shotty Cinci defense.

Green Bay Packers vs. Seattle Seahawks: GB +1 -110

It's looking like Matt Hasselbeck is out, along with his backup Seneca Wallace, which means Charlie "I lost my starting job in Cleveland in 15 minutes" Frye is getting the start for Seattle. Green Bay's defense is still hurting pretty bad, but I see no reason their offense can't do enough to win which is all that's needed.

Take Your Pick: Toss Up

Chicago Bears vs. Atlanta Falcons: Chi -3 -100 (I averaged this out as some sites actually have Chi +110 so if you are betting this look for one of those.)

I don't think the Falcons are as good as this line suggests, barring Matt Ryan having a career breakout game, Da Bears will cover. Fantasy Shocker of the week: Greg Olsen 100+ receiving with a TD.

Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Denver Broncos: Jax +3 +100 (Another varying line, check for the best payout)

I think this is the upset of the week. Jacksonville's defense is the best Denver's going to have played this year and their offense should be able to shred up Denver's slow guys. Should be a great game either way.

MIA ft. Wale- Boys Remix

This will forever be the pic I use for anything Wale.

Song's fucking crazy!!!

Be A Pornstar!!

The Zack & Miri Make A Porno website is up and has a lot of cool little features, especially a way to make your own porn ID card. So go check it out and post it here.

Album of the Week: Annuals- Such Fun

This album was just released yesterday, and I'm already in love with it. Their last album Be He Me was great, but lacked staying power. This effort is much more polished and well written, and just all around fantastic. There's also a large neo-folk/country tint to it which was never all that present until now, but flows well with their North Cackalacky roots. Do yourself a favor and buy it, or download if you're a pirate.

Hot Night Hounds

Hardwood Floor

Down The Mountain

A Cross The Universe Trailer

This looks fucking sweet. Justice.

Holy Shit

I've spent the good part of about 17 years looking for the greatest song ever made, and I finally think that I have found it. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you....

Video Games by Black Out Band

The Coolest Shit You're Gonna See All Day

Chris Arp, in high school, circa 2002, playing an early version of Imogenis Puzzle.

If you're not familiar with Arpmandude, he's the guitarist in Psyopus. I always secretly hoped he'd eventually make an instrumental record just to take Buckethead down a peg or two, but with a new Psyopus record on the way it look like it still won't happen for awhile.

Lines of Sunday 10/5

Well I was 3-0 last week, so maybe I do know what I'm talking about after all. Once again, this is not a gambling guide, strictly entertainment, yadadada...

Indianapolis Colts -3 -125 vs. Houston Texans

The Colts good offensive line is now back, to go along with Peyton Manning getting a much needed week off to rest his still recovering knee so I see no reason why they can't cover 3 points. Even without Bob Sanders, the Colts offense is too good and the Texans defense has been underplaying too much for Houston to stay in the game.

San Diego Chargers -6.5 -110 vs. Miami Dolphins

Like I said last week, the Chargers are a lot better than everyone thinks. Even with LT not looking like his old self, Rivers has enough firepower to kill this weak defense. No upset like Miami did to New England, this is going to be a blowout.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs. Denver Broncos Over 46.5 -110

Head to head this is the toughest call of the week. Denver's defense is horribly slow but their offense is one of the best in the league. Tampa Bay on the other hand has a solid run game, which Denver has yet to play good against this season, and a good defense. All things considered, this seems like a good candidate for reaching the over before the 4th quarter. Two fantasy shockers in this game: Earnest Graham and Brandon Marshall, both scoring over 20 points in a standard format.

CentPoker!!!!

Remember back in the good old days when you could legally gamble online? Well, kids are figuring out how to bring those back. First there was CentSports, now I introduce CentPoker. It's illegal in the US to gamble online, so what did these kids do to get around it? They give out ad money for free to the users to gamble with, so technically since we're not gambling our own money it's all nice and legal. So sign up, be one of my cronies, and make some money from the comfort of your own couch, kitchen table, toilet, whatever.

Go!

For Anyone Who Has Been Watching Entourage

I lold at this.

Conundrum of the night: Cubs are on at the same time as It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Here's to Big Z throwing a no hitter in an hour and a half so I can catch the re-run at 10.